Published on April 13th, 2017 | by Badkadi


Parvaneh Parestesh


I usually get inspired to blog when something odd happens and I get an idea or a image,in this case. The ideas are mostly not badard-bokhor… but rather khoda zadagi dega. The other day I got myself a pack of hubba bubba(sooo good) chewing gum and I kept putting one after the other in my mouth and sucking the sugar dry out of every one of them like a leech.

I was on my last one and I MADE sure that there shouldn’t be any hint of sweetness left in it! and oh, I need five cavity fillings that needs to be done btw. So, I took the gum out of my mouth and pressed it against the wall as I stared at it, it looked familiar. I kept looking at it until I realized that It looked like Parvaneh Parestesh. Although it was not nice of my brain, but I was actually proud of it  for being so artistic. Don’t worry Parvaneh, I,myself look like an electrical outlet.

Her “biography” mentions that she was born in Iran to Afghan parents, then immigrated to Turkey and from there to Finland where she is residing right now and dard e sar shoda bar e mah.  She has starred in a few Afghan movies that nobody has seen or will see in the near future and then BAM!! she became another lame fucking singer out of no where! She claims that she has no musical TALENT, I mean no musical training since she started wailing on the microphone since 2014, but here we are…witnessing another FUCKING TRAGEDY TO OUR MUSIC INDUSTRY! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! (Bas ast yah degam cheegh deyom? lol)

What is wrong with us people? Are we ever going to stop this madness and stop crowning these damn fraudsters from claiming themselves as artists when they haven’t even made a single song for themselves?






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One Response to Parvaneh Parestesh

  1. Laila says:

    I think you are just jealous! Only brave people have the guts to chase their dreams. I am proud of her.

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